I have searched far and wide to get my hands on some egg nog but I still haven’t been able to find any because the stores are sold out which is so lame. Christmas just isn’t the same without it. I really want some egg nog. I will attempt to get some today, but if I can’t I’m going to be sad about that. I was really looking forward to some on Christmas eve. I ran through each and every store screaming, “ME EGG NOG WANT” In fact I did it so much I ended up on the news. HOWever you wont recognize me because they back combed my hair and made my eyes appear larger and my fingernails an inch long. I think they were going for a wild look with a crazy look in my eyes.
It isn’t every day they have a strange woman on an egg nog hunt screaming through the stores. “BUT I WANTED MY EGG NOG!”
I need it, I love it, I have to have it and I will do what ever it takes to get me a glass of some, even if it requires breaking into your home and sitting down with you for a glass of some. “HEllo there stranger” Would be my greeting and then I would talk my way into having some. I’ll sit next to your fire and you and your family will be sitting on the sofa staring at me with the sound of your football game playing in the background. Yep it will be wonderful to drink my Egg Nog.
(Drinks from your carton”
“Mmmmm, now that’s good Egg Nog”