Riddle Me Silly

Tammy’s father has five daughters, Boo, Bee, Bop, Flipflop. What it the fifth daughters name?

A. Tammy

How can a pocket be empty and still have something in it?

A. It could have a hole in it.

In a one-story purple house, there was a purple person, a purple cat, a purple fish, a purple computer, a purple chair, a purple table, a purple telephone, a purple shower– everything was purple!
What color were the stairs?

A. Glass

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

A. “S-mile-s” because theirs a mile between each s.

What travels around the world, but stays in one spot?

A. A stamp

If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?

A. A secret

What can you catch but not throw?

A. A cold

What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?

A.His breath

If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?

A. There is no smoke, it’s an electric train.

How do you make the number one disappear?

A. Add the letter G and it’s Gone

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